just earnestly thought i’m soooo gonna go to bed soon as though that was a rebellious thing to do

beyoncevevo:

"touch my butt and give me pizza" image

  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

i hate my job and im in love w harry styles

wathing hitch which i think might be the Most Sexist Movie of All Time

I’m roommates with a celebrity! coolyourjetsbennie

Where’s the haunted house?
4 out of 5 guests when I’m archway greeting
Anonymous asked: Definitely UNFOLLOWING you for defending obesity.

shitrichcollegekidssay:

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oh no. what am i going to do???

;c