just earnestly thought i’m soooo gonna go to bed soon as though that was a rebellious thing to do
i love myself a lot more than any stupid boy could ever make me feel like i shoudnt
"touch my butt and give me pizza"
- 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
- me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
i hate my job and im in love w harry styles
wathing hitch which i think might be the Most Sexist Movie of All Time
I’m roommates with a celebrity! coolyourjetsbennie
oh no. what am i going to do???