workin on labor day :( sleepy :( lost my debit card and td bank put the wrong address on the last one so i wont get a new one till thursday :( wah :(

literally going to pee my pants laughing at 3:42 am

ive never liked a rage comic my entire life until i saw this one


just, like… just that feeling, when your ex has been getting progressively uglier since you broke up and you’re over here just, slaying everything, killing the whole game, shittin’ on em and he’s over there, lookin like a literal pile of doodoo, you are a model and a queen and he is just a sad looking blob


I’ve decided that everything is happy and the world is amazing

  • someone else, greeting me: hey, i was hoping you'd turn up here!
  • me: (i smile at the camera. little do they know, i turn up everywhere.)


*white person voice* so like are you…what like… cultur—like…what ethnic—like…what type of like—what are…where are you from?

FUCK td bank


i cant believe youre breaking up with me for being “too immature”. i didnt buy us these walkie talkies so we could have conversations like this